Before I start, I would like to say... Hello Osama, we've not heard from you for a long time, how are you ? I suppose you are still playing hide-and-seek with the American Army ? How's your beard ? Still long and handsome eh ? oooh, you at the picture, I never knew you wore a watch!
Fine.. I think that's enough, I should probably shut-up now right ? I thought so. So, on with the story. Osama Bin Laden has recently sent a message claiming that he was the mastermind of the US airplane bombing and threatened further strikes. If you do strike, by the way, could you get rid of North Korea for us, hopefully with a dozen nuclear missiles ? Their giving us problems. Nevermind, but seriously, North Korea.. I'll shut up now.
Quote from the message :
"America should not dream of luxury and security until we enjoy it in palestine. It's not fair as Americans enjoy a good life while our brothers in Gaza endure the worst standard of living . "
We have brothers in Gaza !?! I suppose so, we are only separated from them by 6 degrees ! ( 6 steps ) So, Yay, I finally have a brother made-in-China ! Oh no, that means I have a brother in North Korea... We're dead.
Also, Bin Laden claims that such attacks will continue as long as the support for Israel is maintained. Though the authenticity of the audio tape has yet to be verified, the Al-jazeera said the voice was that of our good friend Bin Laden.
Bin Laden has been in hiding for the past eight years, and last made a public statement four months ago when he was quoted by the SITE Intelligence Group monitoring service as urging European forces to pull out of Afghanistan.
In a similar audio message released, Bin Laden accused some Arab leaders of being complicit with Israel and the West for their efforts against Muslims and urged a holy war to liberate the Palestine. Holy war, sounds exciting, looks like Osama could use some help from Hitler building gas-chambers. Oh well, he's dead, sad.
A United states grand jury has indicted Abdulmutallab for the attempt to blow up the jet with 279 passengers and on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit.
Documents accused him of carrying a concealed bomb packed with high explosives inside his clothing onto Northwest Airlines Flight 253. US intelligence chiefs have admitted that they missed several warning signs that could have prevented the attempted attack.
Osama, when are you going to learn, you are never going to defeat mighty America. Even if you have some elaborate plan to eliminate the Americans, it's a fact that you will die before you succeed, I mean, seriously, you're not young. So, just install a home theahtre system in your cave and enjoy the rest of your life .
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